he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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