Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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