so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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