It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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