one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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