yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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