i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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