Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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