my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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