from now on my penis is your penis
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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