I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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