I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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