Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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