Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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