why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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