You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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