Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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