STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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