i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
