You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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