can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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