i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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