i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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