he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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