Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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