normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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