Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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