therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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