Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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