I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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