What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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