i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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