she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
