My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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