is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm always down for nudity.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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