I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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