I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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