I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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