Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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