youre lurking in front of me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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