using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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