She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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