no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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