And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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