i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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