have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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