She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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