you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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