Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her vagine was all disorganized.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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