I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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