Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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