The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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