I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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