I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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